Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
idc if you think you’re ugly or not. there’s someone on this earth who finds you attractive believe it or not.
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people. If they care, they’ll notice. If they don’t, you know where you stand.
there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded
So what the fuck exploded?
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan